Standing outdoors, "Ted Simmons" gives his opinion: "It's not a dead campus. We've got a new weight room with quadraphonic stereo and carpeting. We've got activity night coming up, ski movies tonight, and a concert also coming up."
Wearing a tweed blazer, "Matt Mullett" gives his opinion: "Hell no! How could a campus be dead when there's something going on every night. The activities board has been doing a great job with big name concerts, dances, lecture series, coffee shop…